Total Medals Earned: 1,962 (From 315 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,340 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
View the high scores.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Kill Zomboss.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Defeat 100 enemies
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/500 points)
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!