Total Medals Earned: 1,962 (From 315 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,340 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (60/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 5/32 (50/500 points)
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
A classic for bidding!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/205 points)
You collect your first Gold Gear!
You die for spike hurt
You complete the first Level
Get the special Award Object
You die in flames
You die by hitting a robot
Die on Acid
Die for electric traps
Get to the last Battle
Game Completed!